Ethan Stewart is a Cape Cod native with webbed toes. He's been calling Santa Babylon, CA home base since that great El Nino Winter of 1998. A senior staff writer at the Santa Barbara Independent, this stink butt regular foot has cobbled together all sorts of word stories for everyone from Time Magazine and National Geographic to the Surfers Journal and ESPN and Trivial Pursuit (Yeah, that's right, this is the dude who, once upon a time, came up with all those dumb ass questions in the Sports category). He is married to a girl from Montana named Anna and has a dog named Danger and a cat named Alu. Rumor has it that he even went left once but that was late in the 20th century so we aren't even sure it counts.
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