Comedy

What Does A Surfer Smell Like?

Environmentalist/Surfer/Blogger
Friday, April 27th, 2012

Chanel says Allure Homme Sport evokes a, “Sparkling and invigorating freshness…” Bizarrely, when I asked my wife what I smell like after surfing, she had a much different answer.

Review: Firewire’s Custom Board Design

TheInertia.com Associate Editor
Monday, April 23rd, 2012

So I get to design a surfboard, have Firewire make it, then try it out and write about the results? Do they know how unqualified I am to do that?

Haha! So We Meet Again!

TheInertia.com Comedy Editor
Sunday, March 25th, 2012

We like this. No further explanation necessary.

Segway Deal by the Numbers

TheInertia.com Comedy Editor
Thursday, March 22nd, 2012

A quick glimpse at a Huntington Beach Segway Grupon deal by the numbers. Spoiler alert: It’s priceless.

Kenny Powers on a Sponge (on Localism)

TheInertia.com Comedy Editor
Tuesday, March 6th, 2012

Kenny Powers teaches surfers a lesson in localism, despite breaking several rules in the process. As KP says, “We’re all part of the tribe.”

Insta-Barrels

Artist/Surfer
Thursday, February 9th, 2012

You know what I love? Barrels. You know what else I love? Instagram. This is what happens when my two loves make love and conceive a magical barrel-filled Instagram feed.

Love on the Rocks: CA and the U.S. Surf Industry

Husband/Father/Surfer
Tuesday, February 7th, 2012

We’ve been friends for a long time, but there’s something important that I need to tell you. You see, California– she doesn’t love you any more.

Why Girls Don’t Dig You

Writer/Surfer/Cook
Thursday, January 26th, 2012

Women don’t look at men with the same hot-blooded concentration as we do them. The woman has much more to deal with, particularly if the man is a surfer. So much can go wrong.

The Other Jersey Shore

Pro Surfer/Blogger
Saturday, December 24th, 2011

When people think about New Jersey, the first impression is the fist pumping of the Jersey Shore or the drama of The Real Housewives.

Inflatable Surfboards? Pump It Up

TheInertia.com Comedy Editor
Friday, December 16th, 2011

If Merrick or Stretch were tinkering with inflatable materials in their labs, we might be getting somewhere.

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