Comedy
A Nike Surfing and Kolohe Parody
Distributor of Ideas
Although this spoof on Nike Surfing and Kolohe may have arrived a few months late, Nathaniel Curran and friends certainly make their point: Under-prepare. Over-deliver.
My Totally Sick Wetsuit Sesh
Surfer/Author
It’s a love-hate relationship, of course, the one we have with our wetsuits. While O’Neill (understandably) smiles from his perch overlooking Santa Cruz surf, I’m intent on contorting myself into one of his evil spawn.
Kelly Slater’s Top 10 Retirement Ideas
Writer/Surfer
So what does Kelly Slater, the greatest competitive surfer in history, do as he peruses the Great Point Breaks of Retirement? Here are a few options.
SHARK ATTACK!
The Inertia Associate Editor
Scaring the living shit out of people with incessant headlines about shark attacks isn’t exactly fair. Irony noted.
Full On Oregon and Shit
Surfer/Writer/Traveler
Hawaii can claim the Spirit of Aloha, California can have Rincon, Huntington Beach and Trestles, but only here can you be Full On Oregon and Shit.
Stretch Guy
Author/Surfer
My buddies and I used to laugh at the older guys who stretched before paddling out. Now, a couple of decades later, I’m that stretch guy.
Dispatches from the Lineup
Writer/Surfer
“Last night I was watering this little patch of front lawn I got,” Brock starts up. “And this bum walks over, whips it out, and starts pissing right in front of me on my grass. I’m like, ‘Hey man, you’re pissing on my lawn.’”
The Coolest Prank Microsoft Ever Could’ve Done
Distributor of Ideas
Microsoft’s stock went way up with this. One of the coolest commercial pranks we’ve ever seen to be sure.
Made It!
Surf Journalist
It’s dark as hell in here, but I can see the light. Up ahead, pretty far from where I’m at. Just an oval sliver of non-black really, outside of which lies a glory I can’t quite fathom. I think I can make it. Just gotta go fast.
Top 5 Most Amazingly Bad Surf Movies
The Inertia Associate Editor
Surf movies are generally really stupid. And to be clear, I love stupid movies. There’s a fine line where a movie is so bad it becomes good. Here’s a list of my Top 5 Most Terribly Bad Surf Movies Ever.
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