He has a tail that wags, something as simple as a stick or a tennis ball is a source of near-constant happiness, he actually enjoys things that smell bad, and he gets to chill on a lawn chair behind a boat.
Hurricane Marie lasted a good few days before tapering off, but the memories it left won't be going anywhere any time soon.
Keala Kennelly's Teahupoo wipeout was one for the record books. And it didn't come on a record breaking day.
Here's hoping Owen's return to form is sooner rather than later.
You'd be surprised what place he's sitting at on the 'QS.
Mandatory viewing. Period.
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