Jay Ashenfelter

TheInertia.com Comedy Editor

Segway Deal by the Numbers

Thursday, March 22nd, 2012
Segway Deal by the Numbers

Grupon: Always makin' deals.

A Segway Grupon Deal By the Numbers:

Value: $80
Discount: 56%
Snide comments from teenagers: 40 per hr
Amount of roses need to apologize to wife: 3 dozen
Emergency Room Visit due to “abrasions”:  **depends on deductibles**
Knowing that 360 other people were dumb enough to try it: PRICELESS!

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