Even when you consider yourself competent and comfortable in the ocean, these are the moments some nightmares are made of. I mean, few things seem more calm and relaxing than an evening paddle by the marina. Maybe there haven’t been waves for a couple weeks and you’re just itching for a moment to yourself in the ocean. So you grab a paddle and a SUP and hit the water. This is going to be great! Still waters, warm air, and maybe even a beautiful sunset to boot.
OR your entire life is about to flash before your eyes, even if there was never any real danger lurking beneath the surface…but try telling that to the new stain in this guy’s trunks.
“Hey look, hunny! Take some video of me as I paddle away! Hashtag do it for the gram, hashtag living that beach life, hashtag ho’brah, hasht- OH, SH**…”
I really love @kookslams. There’s nothing quite like a little dose of humility served up by Mother Nature. This is one of my new favorites. But seriously, what in the actual heck did he run into?
