Christmas is a time to be thankful. So is Thanksgiving, but whatever–that one’s kind of bullshit, if you’re celebrating what actually happened. I guess so is Christmas, if you’re actually celebrating the possible birthday of a possibly fake man. But whatever! Life is grand, and we should be happy about it! Santa brought a pretty good present to Pipe surfers on Christmas day, and you can bet everyone who woke up forgot about anything that was under the tree real quick.
