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The Inertia

Alana Blanchard’s butt got way bigger than her surfing. To be fair, it’s a great butt. But (single t) if her surfing in this most recent clip is any indicator, the flaxen haired g-stringer from Kauai seems to have done nothing but improve.

In the past, the blatant thong throwing has overshadowed the surfing… but in this case–although the thong throwing is pretty hard to miss–her surfing does the talking. Which is good, because no one likes a talking butt.

 
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