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In his second ever State of Surfing Address, President Donald Trump directs his attention to one of surfing’s greatest gifts: that intoxicating coconut scent that tickles the nostrils and pleases the senses. We’re talking wax. Trump’s talking Sex Wax. Everyone, take a deep breath. Breathe in some sweet wax and relax. It’s going to be okay. Ahhhhhh…

Stay tuned. President Trump’s State of Surfing Address drops every Wednesday morning at 9 AM.

Watch Trump’s first State of Surfing Address, where he discusses the proper way to claim right here.

Special thanks to Tyler Allen (@tylerallenvo) for the talent. Video shot by Alex Smolowe and edited by Jordyn Romero.



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