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The Inertia

Is it still funny? Well, one thing is for damn sure: Paul Fisher thinks so. Whereas Kai Otton and Taj Burrow were victims at home breaks in earlier stints, this time he headed to Snapper Rocks for the 2014 ASP Quiksilver Pro Gold Coast to creep on the likes of Kelly Slater and Jeremy Flores — which, in some perverse way, further contributed to the growing credibility of the dick. Thrusting it towards unsuspecting bystanders and post-heat competitors alike, he elicited a handful of responses, the best coming from Joel Parkinson and Dane Reynolds, though Kelly might have tapped into why Fish continues to grip the dick so hard when he added, “You know, that’s the best you’ve ever surfed.”

paul fisher and dane reyonlds

 
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