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The Inertia

One of the greatest things about stand up paddling is just being out there. You’re one with nature, enjoying the serenity and sharing the ocean with beautiful, playful creatures who want nothing more than to swim alongside you as you glide effortlessly through the calm blue waters. Of course, there are those clumsy types. You know the ones – their feet seem a little too big, their limbs a little too long. They can’t help but smash into you when they round the corner, knocking all your shit to the ground. They fumble all over themselves, apologizing profusely, trying to pick up your stuff. Then they stand up too quickly and break your nose on the back of their head. This dolphin is one of those guys. Or, he blames Laird. That’s also pretty likely.

"Blame Laird!" yelled Flipper.

 
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