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Much fuss has been made of Mr. Kolohe Andino’s recent Visa-and-Pizza-Hut-sponsored barrel ride and pizza delivery at Teahupoo a few weeks ago, and we just wanted to set the record straight. He is not the first.

Oh no. Our favorite Flor-baman shreddah, Sterling Spencer, was making calls from the barrel back in 2008 – somewhere around the time Kolohe was attending his buddy’s Bar Mitzvahs. And a recent Instagram post from Sterling, the world’s current number one surfer, let that be known.

Large with cheese, pepperoni, and sausage.

Wrote Sterling on his Instagram: “Ordering pizza while surfing is so 2008 … @koloheandino62 #ialreadydidthatanditwassupereasy”

Thank goodness for the clarification. Now, we can all sleep at night.

Sterling Spencer stars in the ultimate pocket dial.

Sterling Spencer stars in the ultimate pocket dial.

 
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