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It’s a curious tradition of the quintessential American Thanksgiving meal. The stuffing. Broken down, it sounds a little strange that we pull out a turkey’s organs then replace that with bread, celery, and onions up its keister to then pull out and serve as a side. Forget the whole turducken phenomenon where a smaller animal is literally shoved into a bigger one then into a bigger one. Sounds delicious, but oh, so weird.

Turns out, your average turkey doesn’t like getting stuffed all that much. Recently a handful of renegade surfing turkeys have taken to lineups everywhere to show humans what stuffing is all about – taking off on unsuspecting surfers with reckless abandon. “Bet you’ll think twice about stuffing us next year,” they’d say if they could talk. Fat chance.

Happy Thanksgiving from your pals at The Inertia!

 
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