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The Inertia

High Times. Hard Bodies. Soft Rock. It doesn’t matter if you’re bowlegged or bilingual, the Fourth is a time to huck aside inhibitions, pull on your best thrift store red, white, and blue, turn on a whole lot of CCR, eat three portions more than you need, pound way too many Bud Heavies, shoot off highway-side bottle rockets, and party to the point where you no longer know why you are partying.

This is America, and today there is an open bar on freedom. Drink up.

That is all to say: you do you… whoever you is. If you wanna smear mud on your ass, smear mud on your ass — just be honest about it.

Photo: Netflix

Photo: Netflix

 
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