Well, this is interesting. Every now and then, someone comes out with an invention that is truly amazing. Whether it’s amazing in its awfulness or amazing in its greatness isn’t something for us to decide. But let’s just say that the Aqua Pumper is not on the on the same level as the wheel. Or fire. Or the alphabet. Really, though, all the good inventions have already been taken – but if this is what we’re left with, the future does not look bright.

