Remember that time you had that vacation, and you rented a jet ski? You probably buzzed around the bay for a while until you realized that jet skis get pretty boring after about fifteen minutes. “Man,” you probably thought, “I should try and jump this off something.” But apart from a few little wind-chops, there was nothing to jump off, so you took it back to the rental shop, stripped off your rented life jacket, and headed back to the hotel for some air conditioning and mai tais. Well, this guy ain’t air-conning and mai-taiing before he’s finding something to jump off.
