Stretch it out, hot cakes. It’s going to be a hot summer. Photo: Kipp
You know that empty, achy feeling in your chest that emanates from the small hole in your heart? The one that eats away at you late at night, or first thing in the morning that you just cannot shake? I know you probably think that’s from the breakup that never should have been or an inability to succeed in pursuing your lifelong passion, but in fact, it is because you are missing something essential to your very existence. You are missing a limited edition clothing article from The Inertia.
Yep. You’re missing this.
A pocket tee has never felt so meaningful. So soft. So inexorable. So lugubrious. So symphonic. Woven from the finest threads of cotton and graced with the most classic of logos, our pocket tee will up your style game and arguably alter your perspective on life. These pieces are your new go-to’s for pre-surf, post-surf, after work, Sunday morning, Saturday night, dinner with the parents, date with the girlfriend, pitch to Venture Capitalists, headlining gig at The Whiskey, or even suitable for work. You deserve a raise, anyway.
The best part is that product is available NOW in The Inertia Shop. Orders close in two weeks! Summer baby! Stay in school!
“What’s that you say? These shirts are only available for two weeks and then never EVER AGAIN?” Yep. Photo: Kipp
They’re INSIDE the computer. Photo: Kipp
