And for only $12,500 per month! That’s a steal! At least for one of the parties involved! Move fast! You don’t want to miss out! Or come to your senses!
Yep, the forty-million-dollar-frontman-for-a-rock-band-who-once-terrorized-snowboarding’s-competitive-circuit-under-the-pseudonym-Flying-Tomato-but-now-wears-really-tight-black-leather-snowsuits-which-undoubtedly-limit-his-corking-capacity-and-thereby-hinder-any-podium-worthy-performances wants YOU to kick back and feel what it’s like to live the good life, upon credit check/approval and receipt of downpayment of course. Shaun White, a true man of the people.
The Los Angeles Times turned us on to the listing and has more details: “The 3,500 square feet of polished interiors features dark wood floors, wrought iron chandeliers and bi-folding doors that give way to unobstructed ocean views. Smart home features, wireless speakers and a modernized kitchen with marble countertops and large center island are among the updates. The master suite sports a free-standing soaking tub and a glass-enclosed rain shower for four bedrooms and three bathrooms. Outdoors, a step-down deck with a vanishing-edge spa extends off of the main level, while a private staircase leads down to the beach below. A courtyard set beneath tall palms marks the entrance to the home.”
We’re sold! Now hold on while we go rob a bank!
