We love #TOURNOTES. All of ’em. We get to learn things about professional surfers we wouldn’t otherwise find out. For example, who knew Filipe Toledo could surf so swell on a kayak? We sure as hell didn’t. We didn’t think anyone could, really. And who knew crab racing could be so exciting, and that Miguel Pupo is growing out a wicked handlebar mustache? We would’ve never thought. Not in a million years.
Still one question remains, though. What really happened to Kelly’s board? We reckon someone found it, realized it was Kelly’s, and thought, “Hell no, I ain’t giving this thing back. It’s magic!” Like Jon Snow’s Valyrian steel sword, Kelly’s boards have magical properties that normal mortals (everyone else) cannot even fathom. Fortunately, we talked to Kelly, and we promised him we’d find it and send it back to him. So, whoever has Kelly’s board. Send it to The Inertia. We’ll take it from here.
