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The American Flag + Fourth of July Jokes + Katy Perry = Good Fourth of July. Photo: LifeEngaged.Net


The Inertia

In honor of Independence Day, we’ve mined a few jokes from around the ‘ternet to keep your patriotic spirits high. Use at your own risk. We accept no responsibility for crickets or failed retellings.

Joke #1:

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

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Joke #2:

Where did George Washington buy his hatchet?

At the chopping mall.

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Joke #3:

What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?

The Americans licked the British!

We also included this video of Katy Perry’s song “Firework.” It seemed appropriate. And it’s been in our heads for the last four days. (Months.)

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