Here are two Thanksgiving jokes for you in case dinner conversation ever lulls into an awkward silence:
1. What did the Mama turkey say to her naughty son?
If your Dad could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!
2. Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes. Buildings can’t jump at all.
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