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Hand Turkey Foot Turkey Thanksgiving

As part of the Thanksgiving spirit, TheInertia.com presents a high-five hand turkey and a jive foot turkey. Happy Turkey Day!


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Here are two Thanksgiving jokes for you in case dinner conversation ever lulls into an awkward silence:

1. What did the Mama turkey say to her naughty son?

If your Dad could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!

2. Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Yes. Buildings can’t jump at all.

Happy Thanksgiving from TheInertia.com! We’re thankful for you (among other things).

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