The Turtle Bay Resort is a bit of a social hub on Oahu’s North Shore. Tourists and locals alike collect there year round because wuite frankly, if there’s nothing else to do, there’s always something you can get into at Turtle Bay: a delicious meal at a nice restaraunt, some poolside lounging, some poolside partying, hanging on the beach, surfing nearby, grabbing a drink at one of the bars or lounges, and the list goes on.
Of course, this makes sense because well, it’s a resort. And along with making all these amenities available to visiting tourists comes a pretty price tag, which in turn, buys paying guests a pass to pretty much do whatever the heck they want. Poopies tests this theory when he has himself a day at the resort, including working on his tan from inside the gym and hitting some balls at the driving range in a signature speedo.
“Are you a hotel guest, sir?”
He gets away with it. Until he doesn’t.