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The Inertia

Wait for it… Wait for it… Wait for it… WHAM!

Slowly but surely: team swimming pool. Holy hell — this is ungodly. And not ungodly as in how disappointing Kevin Costner and his colossal money-suck of a big budget production was. Ungodly as in aside from the whole opposable thumbs and human reasoning/technological capabilities thing we have going for us, we’re basically a species all wearing “I’m With Stupid” shirts waiting to herded into oblivion by these camouflaged assassins. And with water levels rising as much as they are, it is only a matter of time where we’re wading through a Wonderworld of our own with nothing but boats between us and the threatening depths. Will Yallingup in western Australia (where this video was shot) be the starting point?

Then again, a seal had its way with one of these “assassins,” so maybe I’m overreacting a little.

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