You’ve got rock hard abs. Why not a rock hard…?
Photo: Indiegogo
You surf when it’s good, snowboard when you can, throw in some yoga, and when you hit the gym, you do abs, chest, back, and legs. You’ve got all your bases covered… or so you think. What are you forgetting?
When do workout your pelvic floor, AKA the muscles responsible for, let’s call it “optimum sexual function,” and even male multiple orgasms? Answer: Not nearly enough! You’ve surely heard of kegel exercises, and maybe squeezed out a few sets (no doubt making that oddly-concentrated facial expression people make when doing them). But have you reached your full pelvic potential?
The makers of a semi-creepy new device don’t think you have. They think your pelvic floor is made of soggy carpet instead of hardwood. And they want to help you work out your junk. “Medical research strongly supports the positive effects of pelvic floor exercise on erection quality, prostate, and urinary tract health,” their promotional video says.
The shorts, called VylyV, are embedded with sensors that detect your movements and give you a reminder, in the form of a buzz, when it’s time to crank out a few sets of kegels. Because they’re basically a pair of high-tech boxers, you can wear them under pants at the office and creepily work on your sexual function just inches from your colleagues.
A smartphone app links to the shorts, acting as a penile personal trainer giving you exercises and even games to help pump up your peter. “Our main goal is to integrate pelvic floor exercises into your daily life to assist you in training this crucial part of your body,” the video says.
Listen to the inspiring beginnings of this thing: “Founder Michael, an avid gym-goer and men’s health enthusiast, always believed that ‘bigger is better’. After trying over 20 penis enlargement devices, he realized in 2014 that pelvic floor exercises are the best approach to boost manhood.”
The makers are a third of the way toward a $50,000 goal on Indiegogo. Whip your tip into shape for $125.
