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Warning: this is a weird one. A mountain lion in Oregon decided to check out the inside of this home after drinking from a pond near the property. This according to Ashland resident Lauren Taylor. Taylor took video of the big cat, as you can see, above, as it decided to sleep over for some six hours.

Now, Taylor has an alternative view of the world, and claims she communicated telepathically with the cat to get it to leave her home and go back to the hills where it belonged. “Cats are extremely psychic and perceptive of energy and this lion could have been dangerous in an energy field of fear or anger,” wrote Taylor in an extensive Facebook post. “In fact, before I consciously elevated the energy field and entrained her to a theta state, a housemate had shouted and slammed a door upon seeing her and the lion was frightened, agitated, and determined to exit through a closed window. Once the energy shifted, she calmed down.”

Taylor claims she blinked at the cat, looked it in the eyes and sent a mental map to the mountain lion to get it to find its way home. “I sent telepathic pictures of the routes out of the house via open doors and the route out the backyard, across the creek, through an open field, and back up into the hills. We got guidance that the way to rouse her and get her to leave her safe spot behind the sofa without panicking was through drumming.” Hey, whatever works. It’s not like there’s a whole lot of precedent on how to treat a cougar that’s come for a sleepover.

 
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