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Lindsey Vonn is pretty rad. She skis fast. Wins races. And blows up interviews with NFL lineman faster than JJ Watt blows through offensive tackles. Wait, that is JJ Watt looking a little sweaty after Vonn makes an awesomely-crass joke about massaging and the nether regions as ESPN’s Hannah Storm lobs a watermelon towards the plate for Watt to crush:

Storm: How did you fight through so many injuries to become Defensive Player of the Year?

Watt: Well thank you Hannah, I have a great training staff and teammates and….

Vonn: And lots of massages. In the groin area.

Watt: Wow it got hot out here all of a sudden.

Not much in the way of follow-up questions from Storm. We probably won’t try and interpret that either but how about we give the mic to Vonn on the red carpet next year?

 
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