Some things in life are unavoidable, like taking a crap. But is taking a crap controllable? Could a surfer potentially time their craps to seek a competitive advantage? In a world as competitive as professional surfing, shitting on your opponent might just be the last bastion of sheer, disgusting mind-fuckery. So I took to the red carpet of the Surfer Poll Awards to see if anyone is pooping for the win.
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