Jack is an interesting fellow. He is among the few surfers in the world who were talented enough to go beyond being drunk and brave at a party one time and playing Nirvana or White Stripes in front of four people. The guy toured the globe, sold millions of records and became one of the studs your wife wished she would have married. And you know what he was doing when he got paid assloads of money and had a few weeks break between shows? He was nailing hookers from Timbuktu all the way to the Iberian Peninsula. No, I’m kidding. But the guy was getting barreled off his head around the world while hanging out and earning mad respected from guys like Ben Stiller and Kelly Slater.
When it comes to the question of Jack being cooler than Kelly, if I absolutely had to chose, I’d say that ten of the coolest people in the world don’t amount to the Champ. However, there are probably millions of people who would disagree. Being respectful of everyone’s opinion, it’s undeniable that Jack is kind of winning at life. You reckon he plays “Taylor,” or “Banana Pancakes” in his head while he’s getting tubed?
