There are two types of old guys who surf. The first type is the guy who spends more time drinking coffee in the parking lot than actually surfing. He refers to groms as young whippersnappers and will find any excuse under the sun to justify why he isn’t in the water. This is the same guy who hates golf but plays every Sunday. Then there are guys like Michael Dolsey who think age is just a number and relish every opportunity to do cool shit like playing Wipeout on the electric guitar while surfing. It goes without saying that the Beach Boys, Dick Dale and the Surfaris would be stoked. Everyone should aspire to be this cool when they’re older.


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