There are like 6 or 7 of them… Photo: Screenshot// Surfline
Somebody call Joe Rogan, there’s been a UFO sighting. And honestly, I’m not the slightest bit skeptical.
In all the years of human existence, and the two decades of people carrying miniature HD cameras in their pockets 24/7, it only makes sense that one of mankind’s greatest mysteries — whether or not we’re alone in the universe — is proven through grainy surf cam footage.
“Didn’t see that on the forecast,” Surfline posted on Thursday afternoon.
The footage came from the surf forecasting service’s Ventura Point camera in the pre-dawn hours of Thursday. It starts with two floating objects hovering over the ocean. Not only are these unidentified flying objects conveniently shaped like the kind of interstellar craft Mork or ALF crash-landed into Earth with, but these UFO’s absolutely still need headlights in 2025. You know, for traffic safety regulations and stuff.
Anyway, after disappearing for a moment, a cluster of similar lights re-appear.
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“This is the part that gets harder to explain,” the video says. And to add to the mystery of it all, Surfline shared footage from another camera in which beams of light shine down from the sky. No night surfers are sucked up by those light beams…unless the government got a hold of Surfline’s footage and cut that part out.
I’m sure Joe Rogan has a perfectly crafted explanation for all of this.
