Do you have a pair of fins? Did you grow a “molestache” or a beard? Did you buy some Patagonia stuff and go “glamping?” Maybe you go bodysurfing when it’s three foot and windy because you just want to get wet. Congrats bro, you’re part of the Bandwagon Bodysurfers Movement (hippies). There’s nothing wrong with it so don’t be offended – in fact, it’s pretty radicalicious. But – and it’s a big Serena Williams but(t) – I want you all to know there are a group of bodysurfers who are trying to push the boundaries of themselves, the sport, and what the ocean will allow – and I think you should be a part of THAT movement: The 80’s Big Hair Metal movement. Here are a few reasons why:
1. Rockstar bodysurfers have the power of chicks. Don’t believe me? Here ya go. That do anything for ya?
2. Rockstar bodysurfers are just having more fun.
3. Rockstar bodysurfers catch epic shots, at epic spots, while wearing epic speeds (speedos for those of you who don’t know).
So you can see the direction of bodysurfing is simple. We’re trying to go up. Up is good for all of us – it’s right. Up is right and right is epic. And epic is the new rad, because there’s just too much rad right now (as rad as rad is).