Apparently the L.A. City Council is looking to ban house parties in the Hollywood Hills and these guys aren’t having it. They go to bat on behalf of ragers, and there’s so many good one-liners in here we don’t know where to begin. “House parties were the bedrock of my development as a young man,” says the firs speaker. “My first introduction to manhood was when the captain of my water polo team, Boomer Kingsley (sic), asked me to shotgun a tall can of Bud Light in front of the whole squad at his end-of-the-season bash.” Yes!
This isn’t the first time “Chad Kroeger” and “Bodhi Johnson” have gone up against city council. The last time, they were pleading for a San Clemente statue of Paul Walker… and it’s just as good.