Flowriders aren’t surfing. Sure, there’s some water and a board that you stand on, but it doesn’t count. Still, they’re fun for a few minutes. Unless, of course, you’re this guy, and that few minutes is a never-ending wipeout that’s trying to tear your trunks off in front of a bunch of people pointing cameras at you. Thank you, @kookslams, for giving us this little piece of perfect.