Photo: Raglan Surf Report
Show me a surfer who’s too grossed out to pee in their own wetsuit and I’ll show you a person who doesn’t actually surf. Even if you want to make arguments about preserving the suit’s longevity and avoid breaking down the fabric, you’re more of a weirdo if you don’t tinkle in your suit from time to time.
But…have you ever considered how your wetsuit feels about it? Logically, we’d all be pretty pissed off if somebody used us as a personal mid-session urinal. Why would a wetsuit feel any different? And what happens when your possessed neoprene fullsuit has had enough? That’s the premise supporting the latest horror masterpiece — one that’s sure to gross more loot than Obsession’s current unrealistic box office run.
“It’s just a classic age-old tale of a wetsuit that becomes possessed and then takes out revenge on its owner by pissing in his mouth when he’s asleep. Classic surf movie sorta thing,” Luke Cederman says in his brilliant concept trailer.
Classic indeed.
Just don’t go down the Curry Barker road and start threatening to ruin a good run with a sequel nobody wants.
