Zeke reveals a new sticker on his quiver. Photo: Jacob Szekely // YouTube
OnlyFans isn’t just for porn. At least that’s what they’d like you to believe.
Though the popular subscription platform was built on the backs of professional and semi-professional sex workers, the company has more recently been attempting to clean up its image by sponsoring athletes – with a handful of surfers joining the ranks.
Whenever there’s news that another pro surfer has become an “OnlyFans Athlete,” eyebrows tend to raise. Social media goes aflutter with easy jokes and mild pearl clutching, but then everyone mostly forgets about it. Because who the hell is going to bother to join a porn site to see a clothed surfer?
But what actually is on those profiles?
To save you the time (and a potentially difficult-to-explain credit card charge), we delved into the OnlyFans profiles of seven professional surfers. I rated each surfer’s profile on scamminess (how much you pay, for how much you get, five being the most scammy), the amount of actual porn (five being the most, of course), and overall quality (again, five being the highest). Here’s what I found.
Photo: Nathan Florence // Onlyfans
Nathan Florence
Scamminess: 3/5
Amount of Porn: 0/5
Overall Quality: 0/5
Sample post: “Guys, I’ve freed up this subscription so all videos currently here will stay but moved the more personalized stuff to IG Subscriptions. Just easier to update on there then here more frequently and on the go and it ties into a lot of my posting on there”
Nathan Florence is one of the big dogs of surf influencers. He’s also proven to be willing to accept money from unscrupulous sponsors like online betting platforms, so it’s unsurprising that he’d dive into the somewhat sketchy world of OnlyFans.
The actual content he teases sounds interesting enough. His profile promises a tone that is more instructional than pornographic (either surf porn or literal), with a chipper bio that promises “tips and tricks to become a better paddler, duck diver, and all around surfer!” Unfortunately, he appears to have long abandoned the page. The last post was made in 2022, and explains that he’s moved his paid content to Instagram subscriptions.
Photo: Jacob Szekely // YouTube
Jacob “Zeke” Szekely
Scamminess: 3/5
Amount of Porn: 0/5
Overall Quality: 1/5
Sample post: “Cops rolled me at Coachella and I got a citation for riding my dirt bike on the street, got the bike impounded, but today we got it back!!! LESSGOOO Coachella VLOG coming soon… it was lit.”
Zeke is the latest member of the surfer exodus to OnlyFans and, more than anyone else on this list, he feels like a natural fit for the platform. His sophomoric attitude, clickbait headlines and propensity for photoshopping random butts into his video thumbnails on YouTube are right in line with the OnlyFans ethos.
However, despite a bio that promises “exclusive rated R content,” actually delving into his page yields more of the same, mostly boring social media content – a few videos of him in a wave pool, some step-offs, and a handful of skate clips. Of course, there is a mysterious paywalled video titled “Crazy X-Rated CABO 2026 PARTY CLIPS,” but I straight up refuse to pay $25 dollars to see it, no matter who is footing the bill.
The Queen of Pipeline doesn’t exactly rule over OnlyFans. Photo: Moana Jones Wong // Instagram
Moana Jones Wong
Scamminess: 2/5
Amount of Porn: 0/5
Overall Quality: 2/5
Sample Post: “A couple of meals I’ve had the last few days: sardines, avocados, cucumbers, berries, dates, figs, yogurt, toast, peanut butter, tofu, kimchi, rice, sweet potato, salad, goji berries, donut.”
The Queen of Pipeline has extended her kingdom to the world of semi-professional pornography.
Moana’s announcement promised a page that would deliver a look into the parts of surfing her fans normally don’t see. In that sense, it does technically fulfill that promise, albeit in the least interesting way possible. It’s mostly photos of her travels, along with a few snaps of actual surfing, interspersed with extremely brief updates on her travels and a few random musings. All in all, it’s pretty inoffensive, but doesn’t exactly justify its existence, either.
Photo: Billy Kemper // OnlyFans
Billy Kemper
Scamminess: 3/5
Amount of Porn: 0/5
Overall Quality: 0/5
Sample Post: N/A
How can something free still feel like a ripoff? Despite a big announcement a few years ago that the Hawaiian big wave surfer was joining the OnlyFans team, there appears to be absolutely nothing here. There isn’t one single post, and a bio that just links to his Instagram.
That would be all well and good, if it weren’t for the fact that OnlyFans makes you register a credit card to sign up for even free accounts, making that big wall of nothing kind of a pain in the ass to access.
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Pedro Scooby
Scamminess: 4/5
Amount of Porn: 0/5
Overall Quality: 3/5
Sample Post: “Life is good.”
Since he slapped an OF sticker on his board in 2025, Pedro Scooby has been busy. The Brazilian posts roughly weekly, mostly short videos of him surfing, with a few of the requisite updates from the road and group shots of him and the boys.
Though subscribing to the page is free, Pedro does also does dabble in paid content. We shelled out for a $3 pay-per-view (PPV) post that revealed itself to be a hastily taken photo of him smiling and holding a beer. Definitely worth the price of admission.
Photo: Tony Laureano // OnlyFans
Tony Laureano
Scamminess: 4/5
Amount of Porn: 0/5
Overall Quality: 3/5
Sample Post: “Lately I’ve been dedicating a lot of time into surfing with twin fins, that was one of the main goals of this trip. Chile is one of the best places I’ve been to try new boards, surfing waves that never end, ahaha.”
Portuguese big wave surfer Antonio Laureano has been on the OF team for about a year now, and he appears to be actually taking the job seriously. He posts regularly, with a new update on his travels coming in every few days.
On the other hand, he also has a healthy amount of somewhat expensive PPV posts, some of which are blatanly not worth the price of admission. Among them is a $10 post containing his short film BREAK, which was available in its entirety on YouTube a day later.
Photo: Lucia Martiño // Instagram
Lucia Martiño
Scamminess: 2/5
Amount of Porn: 0/5
Overall Quality: 3/5
Sample Post: “I hope you had a great weekend!!!”
Hailing from Gijon, Spain, Lucia Martiño once represented her home country on the WSL’s QS circuit. Since then, she’s made the transition from competitor to freesurfing world traveler and joined the OnlyFans roster in the process.
Martiño’s feed does differentiate itself from the others with the post variety. While it does have the requisite posts of short surf edits, travel updates and still photos of her holding a surfboard, she also regularly posts workouts and livestreams. The latter are all in Spanish, so they may be of limited interest to the uncultured monolinguists out there, but the effort is appreciated nonetheless.
