I am a Brazilian surfer, and I do not care about the World Cup. Frankly, it annoys me.
Some might consider that criminal, but I beg to differ. It’s well known that Brazilians are crazy about soccer in pretty much the same way surfers are crazy about surfing. Maybe it’s just in our DNA. We were born to love soccer like Italians were born to love the Pope and Americans will always love burgers and hotdogs, but I just never got the bug. Let me explain.