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The Inertia

Fucking kids these days… this one hasn’t even had his first kiss yet and he is hucking switch back nines when warming upAnd for that, Mammoth regular Judd Henkes is a jackass.

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But we suppose that is unfair to call Judd a jackass as he doesn’t seem like much of a jackass at all, and that is really just the jealousy talking. He actually comes across as a really cool kid — maybe even a regular kid, another 14-year-old kid looking for love.

“Do you like girls yet?”

“Yeah…”

“Have you had your first kiss?”

“No.”

“Are you single, Judd?”

“Yeah. Ladies, hit me up.”

Seriously, ladies — probably a good idea to hit him up early.

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