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The Inertia

This is that gladiator shit. We’re not advocating violence, but nature is nature and nature be FREAKING AWESOME. In fact, it is nature at its aggressive best.

Backstory? There was little to eat. All creatures were hungry. A carcass lay glistening in the river. Both Grizzly Bears and Wolves pack around 1200 pounds per square inch in their bite, with Grizzlies having the upper hand with regard to those massive paws they swinging around.

Regardless of who you “got,” you got to love the ending: Slow your roll, grizzly. Stop being all crazy… you one tough mother fucker. We don’t like you, but we respect you. We guess it’s cool if you grab a seat — but only just this once!

 
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