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If you’re anything like me (then I’m a big fan of you!), you spent an inordinate amount of your suburban middle school days praying that somehow you would save up enough money mowing lawns to buy a dirt bike. You probably were glued to ESPN2 just hoping Motocross would come on, or you scraped together change to run down to 7-11 to buy the newest magazine and pretend you knew the difference between 150 an 250 cc engines. Since then I have not had that same adolescent hope that all my problems would disappear if I just had one magical contraption, until now…

The Water Jet Pack by Jetlev (previously reported as a dolphin JetPack) and the accompanying video (no matter how annoying the song is) is my new shining light and hope for a better tomorrow. I won’t be able to sleep this year because of the excitement, but that wont stop me from dreaming of dipping down underwater and running on the surface of the bay in front of adoring crowds. Jet Pack, you’re my new lawn mowing motivation!

 
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