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The Inertia

Seagulls are incredibly rude. They’re nature’s version of that bratty kid you hated being forced to hang with on play dates as a kid. Because no matter how much you enjoyed playing with that shiny new toy truck, that guy was going to snag it away from you the second you turned around. Most of the time seagulls reserve such shenanigans for snaking sandwiches and other tasty treats. But not this dude. No, this seagull wants your GoPro. We don’t know if there’s a market for stolen GoPros in the sea bird mafia, but at least one member of the species is determined to test the waters on it. And while he’s at it he figured he might as well take the job of some poor unemployed drone too.

Seriously, this seagull is a pain in the ass. Don’t do anything to hurt or harm them. But never ever trust a seagull.

 
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