My God, this cannot be happening. First there was yoga on stand ups. Then there was golf. Then there was lacrosse. And of course, there was the smartest of the bunch: the guy that brought out a lawn chair and cracked a beer. Doing things that aren’t stand up paddling on a stand up paddle board seems to be snowballing… literally.
But hey, there’s an upside: if you’re one of those people that feels the need to hate on someone that’s not lying down, this is just another thing that’ll take them out of the lineup so you can be the grumpy guy that’s having less fun than everyone else with even less people!
