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The Inertia

Anastasia Ashley actually surfs really well. You wouldn’t know it, though, especially in the last few years. She was featured in Playboy (not nude), twerked her way through a Sports Illustrated video, and now she’s doing more butt-wiggling for Cheeki. It kind of sucks that she can make way more money from shaking her money maker than surfing, but if she’s ok with it, I’m ok with it. Who am I to tell her what to do with her butt?

The underwear company is hell-bent on ridding the world of the dirty underpants phenomenon, and possibly fighting back against those pesky midday pants-pooping episodes. They’re selling “high-quality basics in a slim, lightweight, and airtight package. Designed for any time you might need a ‘second pair’: at the gym or the beach, to freshen up after a long day, and of course, while traveling the world.”

If you’re not up to date on the world of underpants, here’s a quick run down on why Cheeki is selling underwear in hermetically sealed packages. A few years ago, a few gigantic companies were busted re-selling used, returned underwear, which is pretty gross. But no more will you have to worry about bumping underpants uglies with a stranger in a WalMart change room! No more will you have to worry about pooping yourself on a plane! Imagine the freedom! So for those people that don’t wash their underwear before wearing them and poop themselves on a plane, your worries are over.

 
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