A graduate of the Ohio State University and former Buckeye quarterback, you probably remember me from when I beat SC in the Rose Bowl that one year. After a knee injury ruined my chances of going pro I gave up football. At the time, there just so happened to be an asshole shortage in Los Angeles, so I moved to Southern California and started hanging out at the beach thanks to the taxpayers who pay for me to surf and pick up babes. Vaya con dios, my dudes.
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