If you’re one of those people that doesn’t delight in other people’s misfortune, you probably shouldn’t watch this video. If you are (face it, you are), then you should. I promise, you will make some sort of loud noise and get anyone around to watch it. Below is a moment by moment break down of the victim’s thoughts. And if you’re concerned about her welfare, don’t be. She’s just fine.
“Here comes a wave! Oooh, Ima get it Ima get Ima get it! GoPro’s on, right? Paddle paddle paddle! You can do this! Turn and go! Point Break is so right. Surfing is the source. I’m going to watch it again when I get home, then post this video to Facebook so every one can see that I’m a surfer.”
“Uh oh. Wait, there’s some kind of surfing rule around this, right? Am I doing something wrong? Am I “jumping in?” Or is it “dropping out?” Whatever. Should I move? Is that guy going to move? I’ll just keep paddling. What’s the bumper sticker? Eddie would go? Dropping in! That’s what that’s called. Ha! It’s so weird how you can stop thinking about something, then it just comes to you. Brains are weird. Man, I love my new rash guard.”
“Oh shit. He’s going to turn, right? Yeah, he’s going to. He looks like he knows what he’s doing. He’s standing up, after all.”
“OH MY GOD HE’S NOT GOING TO TU-BWOOOOARGH”
“My skull feels like it’s a different shape. Is that possible? I don’t think that’s a good thing.”