There are few things that disgust me more than jellyfish. It’s funny, though. When I see one, I have to touch it. However, once I do, I’ll squeal like a small girl and sprint away as fast as my small girl legs will take me. They’re like giant boogers of the sea. Incredibly interesting boogers.
Out of all the jellyfish in the world, there is one that stands out, size-wise. Nomura’s Jellyfish, in all its boogerness, can tip the scales at 450 pounds. That’s as much as Big Van Vader. Remember that guy? (ooooOOOO IT’S TIME! IT’S TIME! IT’S VADER TIME! Does that help?) Big Van Vader was not a small person, and he didn’t have any tentacles dragging off his butt.