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The Inertia

You know those airport cops who roll around the airports on Segways? They always have this weird, half proud, half embarrassed look on their faces like they know they look stupid but don’t want to admit it because they’re cops, god damn it, and they deserve RESPECT. Such is the case with the cop in the photo above.

The photo appeared on the New South Wales Police Force Facebook page a few days ago with “Heading to work in Sydney today 🏊” as a caption. And yes, that’s a cop on an inflatable SUP. Do cops there actually paddle around giving out tickets? God help us all.


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