This healthy great white was just taking a look, it seems–just a little curious to check out what was going on in this kayaker’s life. The kayaker, on the other hand, wasn’t too amped to see the great white. Dude almost knocked himself into the water. And he probably had to check his pants after this. No, check that. He definitely had to check his pants. “He weighed about a thousand pounds, easy,” says the fisherman. Not a small fish.