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The Inertia

Jamie O’Brien surfs Pipeline a lot. And as someone with one of the world’s best waves in his backyard, it wouldn’t be all that surprising if he was completely used to seeing the world’s best surfers there, too. But he’s still a little star-struck by one Mr. Robert Kelly Slater, and it shows. After a quick session with the GOAT (wearing white again), he finally manages to get his hands on Jackson’s necklace. What happens next is a very strange scene that involves music, a dark bathroom, a speedo, and a bathtub.


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