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The Inertia

People love their pets. They want their pets to have fun and be happy, which is very nice of them, because pets should have fun and be happy. And some dogs love what their owners do. Some dogs LOVE surfing. Some dogs LOVE skateboarding. Hell, some dogs even love skydiving. Some dogs, on the other hand, just want to fetch a fucking ball. Their owners laugh and frolic around while the dogs quietly piss themselves, legs shaking, wishing desperately that they didn’t do whatever it was that caused their owners to inflict this horrible, watery torture on them. The one above falls in the latter camp. And as an aside, can someone start telling people that adding the lens-lick into GoPro edits is disgusting?

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