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The Inertia

I’m currently the number one surfer in the world right now. I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. I’m in a one man race right now, and I think it will be pretty easy to stay at the top for years… if not longer.

I'm in a one man race right now. I think it will be pretty easy to stay at the top for years... if not longer.

 
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