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Editor’s Note: This piece is brought to you by our partners at BUG-A-Salt.


Jonathan Wayne Freeman does a lot for the everyday surfer. When he’s not making you laugh your a** off with surf-character mimicry, he’s producing Powerpoints and whiteboard drawings on Trestles etiquette, exposing salacious secrets of the Surf-Industrial Complex, and much more.

Recently, JWF teamed up with Santa Claus (yes, the real one, not your average mall-Santa) to battle through shipping congestion and bring you the BUG-A-SALT 3.0 in time for the holidays despite the 200-ship backup at the Port of Los Angeles.

The BUG-A-SALT 3.0 has been redesigned with custom improvements such as a cross-bolt safety, stronger spring for a tighter salt pattern and improved accuracy with a lifted barrel and all-new Patridge Sight. Load up on regular table salt and rid your house of pests with fun and efficiency. Currently only $34.99 until the end of the year, the BUG-A-SALT 3.0 makes the perfect gift for the serious fly hunter in your life, those too squeamish to squash bugs by hand, or anyone who needs to let off a bit of steam.

Don’t wait up! Prices will go up to $50 bucks by the end of the holiday season.

Buy here.

 
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